Day 32 - The Mail

This is what generally happens when I open the mail...

Day 30 - Freezer Burn

Did you know that you can really get burned by the freezer? No, I didn't get a burn from something in the freezer being too cold, but honestly, too hot. Something to do with the ice maker. Ugh. Only I could be burnt by the freezer.

And only I can be burnt by a hot pan even though I ATTEMPTED to use a pot holder. That was earlier this week.

And only I would have a special masseuse today. The power went out and Anna said, "Oh no, what should I do? I know where your back is because I'm touching it right now...but the rest? I don't know!" Don't you think a massage therapist should be pretty familiar with where body parts are? Apparently she was the only one who asked her client to reschedule...the rest just kept on going. Hope they didn't find a finger sticking out of an ankle or anything...

Day 28 - Ball vs. Chair

I am a county social worker, so my job is especially stressful. We've started a trend in our part of the office of using excercise balls instead of chairs for part of the day. This allows us to bounce on the ball during ridiculous phone calls that use to make me kick the filing cabinet when I was done. Now I just bounce. Very good for the stress level....but I'm not so sure it will be good for klutziness as I tend to do silly things like in this picture.

Who wants to bet how long it will take until I eat it - hard?

Day 23

Let's just say this is why I am scared to go to my parents' house. This is a NIGHTMARE for a klutz like me. Thankfully I only tripped a few times. Thankfully there was someone who fell more than I did this day....but he's only 5 years old....

And for those of you who are wondering...these are barricades set up to keep the puppy from going anywhere that has carpet.

Day 17

Today is going to be in list format...just to let you know.

So immediately after telling my sisters during our Easter get-together that I started a blog about being klutzy, the following things happened:

-I dropped my bowl of strawberries that I was getting ready to dip into a chocolate fountain
-I stabbed myself in the gums with a chocolate covered toothpick
-I dropped my bowl again, but this time it was empty (thankfully it was a paper bowl)
-I dropped a buttered roll onto my chest...TWICE

Thankfully I didn't do anything klutzy while holding my niece Sophie, who is less than three months old. At least there is hope for me being a mom some day and not actually dropping my child like I drop food.

Oh, and when I got home, I cut my finger on a can of cat food. Hopefully I'm done for the day.

Day 16

One of our cats dumped a cup of water onto my face in the middle of the night. That was a rude awakening. Water all of my face...and of course my pillow and the sheets so no matter what...I'm miserable for the rest of the night.

Read this site: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

I think they should add dumping water to it.