Day 1

I thought today I might NOT have a klutzy moment solely because I started a blog about it.

I thought wrong.

I'm driving home in the car after a lovely morning working out and doing some costco shopping. I'm about to pick at a scab at a red light, and realize that I will get in trouble by many people so I decide to put neosporin on it instead. Apparent;y the neosporin had been left in the car a little too long with the warmer weather. When I go to squirt a tiny drop, it explodes all over me.

So i basically have to drive the last 5 minutes with gooey slime all over my hands. And in typical fashion, I just cleaned my car, including the steering wheel, just last week. It's kind of a miracle I made the sharp turn onto my street --soooo slippery!


I also hit my arm and head on part of my car on two separate occasions. But that's just par for the course.


Post Script:
Later in the night I banged my head on the desk while trying to plug in the computer cable. Also while drivng home from dinner, I tried to freak out my spouse in retaliation to something stupid he was doing. I attempted to put the car in neutral and rev up the engine. It didn't really phase him so I re-enacted what i had tried to do with animated hand gestures. Of course I punched the steering wheel with full force and hurt my hand. My husband just laughed. And then I continued to drive home...with an extremely slippery steering wheel.